Halo 3 Video Game linked to Social Disorders-Drug Abuse-Masturbation

HALO 3 (XBOX 360) was released, raking in $170 million in sales within 24 hours. This is the final game in a very popular 3 game trilogy, which is owned exclusively by Microsoft.

A study was recently released by University of Central Florida's Digital Media department. After hundred's of interviews, they claim HALO 3 is linked to unpredictable emotional patterns, drug abuse and many social disorders.

Check out what Rick has to say. Rick lived in a Halo apartment, where each room had a tv of its own, plus a 50 plasma in the living room.

Halo 3 leads to uncontrollable anger

"This was not just some dude, we had been friends my entire life. We are like brothers. But when he plays Halo, he gets crazy. We used to be on the same team and he was always better than me because it's all he did, and when I'd die he'd yell and get violent.

Then, one time he spit in my face. He kept yelling something like I'm killing all you mother fuckers. Die! Die! We were on the same team that game."

Long-Term Brain Damage

Halo leads to long-term brain damage. Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) is guaranteed. You'll kill a ton of brain cells with all the bong hits it's almost required you have to do, the study says. Most probably to mask real issues, which are ignored while Halo is on.

Halo Must be On

If there is an X-Box, Halo 1, 2, or 3 and a TV---then Halo is on. This is a rule in the Halo community. If you break that rule, then you'll be locked away with the dungeon masters.

The Labs

Halo labs are basically anywhere there is a Halo set up. You'll have a tv, multiple controllers and lots of pizza boxes. A few times a month Halo addicts come out of their rooms and they socialize in front of the tv, playing what they always play by themselves. This is where and why they take out their aggressive tendency and emotions, which have no doubt been bottled up after thousands of intense ours spent in their own lonely captivity.

Chronic Masturbation

In a finding that certainly would have to be put in the "bizarre" category, Halo has been linked to chronic masturbation. Why? Who the hell knows, but hundreds of those studied mentioned Halo Heads beating off while playing halo and "playing with themselves as they opened the game".

We are not sure what this means or how it is caused, but it's worth noting, I guess.

More details of the study to follow...